Mt. Katahdin Hydration Belt
Reviewed by
g00se
REVIEW CORPS
+13,274
April 1, 2020
Forget brands like Platypus and Nalgene. The most efficient way to carry your beverages on the Appalachian Trail is the Mt Katahdin Hydration Belt.
Pros
- Quick, easy access to your beverages
- Easily refillable at any liquor store
Cons
- Non-insulated
- Only carries an hour’s worth of fluid
It’s the first of April, and the thru-hiking season is underway. Across the country, myriads of twenty-somethings are leaving their parents’ basements and setting out on the long trails to find the true meaning of life.
And while thousands will start at Springer Mountain, Georgia, only a dedicated few will fight through the hangovers and public intoxication citations to make it all the way to Baxter State Park. Those seeking to summit Mt. Katahdin will face new challenges seeking to disregard the permits and regulations that responsible hikers abide by. But not to worry! Mt. Katahdin Hydration Belt will be there every step of the way!
Mt. Katahdin Hydration Belt carries a full six-pack of your favorite cold brew as you head up the trail (or down for you South Bounders). The belt features six individual pockets and a convenient adjustable belt.
Don’t forget the built-in bottle opener! This feature alone makes it an exceptional value.
The belt is fully adjustable and can be worn below the belt of your backpack.
In “Baxter Stealth Mode,” the belt can be worn higher underneath a light jacket or t-shirt to get you and your beer to the top of the mountain.*
Really, there is no reason to fiddle with water bottles and filtration systems when you have this excellent method of transporting liquids. My hydration belt was a Christmas present, but you can get yours on Amazon for around $12. Also comes in camo and patriotic flag motif and a beer-can version.
The "I did it!" pose*
The "Oh, CRAP! I have to go find a job tomorrow" pose*
The "I broke the speed record. Rules don't apply to me" pose.*
*Simulation. Not the real Mt. Katahdin in Maine.
Background
Have a great April Fool's Day!
Source: received it as a personal gift
Reviewed by
Dr. Bryan Ryles
+829
April 1, 2020
Mine was equipped for tequila shots and fits four travel size bottles of Cuervo Gold and one shot glass.
Pros
- Works quicker then beer and less filling.
Cons
- Gets me too drunk to hike, let alone do a FKT!
Works great, lightweight and I really can’t add anything else as Goose nailed the efficiency and value of this product. Wear it responsibly!!!
Background
Very experienced now that the local bars are closed.
Source: bought it used
Price Paid: With a hangover.
